Soulreaching

From Wikipedia, an amusing example.


A common source of unwitting humour is when hyperbole is preceded by the word "literally":

* "I was bullied at work in several different ways. I was forced to literally work with both hands tied behind my back. If I wanted time off I literally had to fight for it."

Note to self: do not wipe TV over with static-inducing tissue paper whilst wearing headphones.




My brain is tingling...

Felis catis, is your taxinomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadriped, carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Yay, I got my shoutout! But I had to share it with other people. D: And it wasn't such a good video. I got unlucky... oh well.

Gackt on another gameshow, woot! And very recent, too - promoting his new single, "Jesus" (in a very blatant and hilarious way throughout the entire video).

This was hilarious to watch, even though the language barrier means I couldn't figure out much of what they were saying. But the game is pretty clear: They take turns guessing which items really belong in the "100 Yen Shop", and which are expensive antiques. Whichever they pick, they must pay for. It's a long video, but it's worth it for the lulz.

By Michael "Piano Squall" Gluck

Finally, Gackt's new (new new) single is out. It's called Jesus, and it's probably the most energetic song he's done to date. Melikey!



Lyrics:

Tightly embracing only the empty broken shell
The pouring rain is your silent tears

Wake me up
Wake me up
Wake me up
from this dream
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Please tell me, Maria!!!!

Smiling, I touched your cheeks and said "kill me..."
Tears gathered in my blinded eyes, and I fade away & die
Take me Out
Take me Out
Take me Out
from this dream
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Respond to me, JESUS!!!

God said when you die,
Your life will pass before your eyes.
If you want to feel it right now,
Just do it, do it, do it!

Wake me up
Wake me up
Wake me up
from this dream
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Please tell me

Take me Out
Take me Out
Take me Out
from this dream
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Real or dream?
Respond to me, JESUS!!!